‘See, it was our job to start (the Iraq War) badly. We did that. We were fucking idiots. His job is to finish it well.’ …You know, for the guys who bear a good amount of responsibility for getting us into this clusterfuck to go all Statler and Waldorf on the exit… It’s like the captain of the Exxon Valdez standing around Alaska, saying ‘Hey, you’re scrubbin’ the oil off those birds all wrong. You should be using steel wool and Ajax. I can’t believe you jackoffs are screwing up the environment like this.’
For God’s sake, in like three days, Obama’s taken us down from three wars to one. (Beat.) Is that what’s going on here? Are America’s hawks having empty nest syndrome?
A bewildered JON STEWART, on Republican critics such as John McCain, Michele Bachmann and Lindsey Graham being critical of president Obama’s recent foreign policy triumphs in Libya and Iraq, on The Daily Show.
Yep.
(via inothernews)
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