I learned several new things on May 24:

1. I don’t really miss my boyfriend when he is gone.
2. Crucifixions are actually carried out in the Philippines during Easter.
3. Alcoholism won’t kill me nearly as quickly as an addiction to heroin.
4. Langostinos are not lobsters.
5. Danny will make me watch all of Cowboy Bebop the next time we hang out.
6. My insomnia seems to have returned.

Meh.

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